All about Sex: Betcha didn't know!
(After reading, you'll wish you didn't know!)By Marylaine Louise L. Viernes
- In Liverpool England, they allow women to sell exotic fish in markets without their tops on. No wonder there aren’t so many fish in the sea- they’re all in the England markets.
- In Egypt, the women who wear lipstick are the ones who are good in oral sex. This is also to show to the royal men that women value their mouths as they value their vaginas. Hmmm… so that’s why poor King Tut couldn’t keep his wife’s mouth shut.
- A female bedbug has no opening crevice or vagina, that is why a male bedbug has to bore a hole in his partner’s stomach to be able to deposit his eggs. So, you think you’re the only couple making love in your bed, huh?
- There is a certain tribe in Africa where males let their penises get stung or bit by bees so that it would be much larger before they have sex. Oh, so the men become as busy as a bee not making honey, but making IT with their honeys…
- During a hot day, female chimpanzees want to mate at lease twenty times in one day with their male counterparts. And I therefore decree that Darwin was right- we did come from chimpanzees!
- Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. Ten times of sex is even more effective than Valium, which is why people do it to ensure a good night’s sleep. Oh, so now you know the reason why your friend got a good night’s sleep!
- Would you believe that in Cali, Columbia, the mother of a young bride is required to be inside the bedroom during their honeymoon. That’s what you call parental guidance. We at Club K are pushing for parents to guide their children when it comes to sexuality! But we can’t do it as well as the Columbians do!
- Did you know that the first couple ever seen in bed together on television would be Fred and Wilma Flintstone. So that’s why they’re so popular until now! They’re not just parents to Pebbles, but also parents to hardcore porn and X-rated films!
- There is no difference between having sex and eating a lot of chocolates. Hey, there is! You lose weight in sex, and you gain from eating chocolate. Moral of the story: you don’t wanna gain weight, do you?
- Formicophilia is the sick tendency of a person to attain sexual pleasure from having a little insect walk around his/her genitals. Now, I know where Spiderman really came from!!!
- The Aztecs do not allow virgins to eat avocados because they believed that this could give people strong sexual urges. No wonder the Aztec tribe did not increase, tsk, tsk, tsk!
